This is the funniest one of these I've ever seen. The dollar amount. The selection of items. Just posting this image with no caption or context and immediately limiting replies. Thank you for emptying out the glove compartment of a 17 year-old's 2006 Ford Fiesta.

Nitter

The original tweet is by the Barrie Police of Barrie, Ontario.

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Edit

In the original photo it turns out the numbers on the credit card are visible. So I blacked out the numbers and I reuploaded the photo. Fucking cops, man.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Goddamn it Ricky, I told you not to bring that box cutter while we stole meat from the grocery store!

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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          8 months ago

          "...whereupon Officer Dipshite opened one of the the very suspicious small boxes and a small pellet came out into his hand. He said to his fellow officer 'What's this?' His fellow officer replied 'I don't know but get that off your hand. It might be fentanyl.' Officer Dipshite immediately dropped the questionable pellet to the ground. Within seconds he said he had a searing pain in his left eye. He then taken in a squad car to hospital for an evaluation."

          "His symptoms were evaluated and It was discovered his eye pain was due to a mosquito colliding with his eyeball..."

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      "Guess what else he's got here in the glove box."

      "I dunno. What."

      "A bottle of Canadian Extra Rare Amber Rich Taste Maple Syrup."

      "I heard about that. Very expensive."

      "I'm not gonna put it inta evidence. I'm gonna take it home for specialized analysis."

      "Heh."

      "Heh."

  • ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    Reminds me once I saw one of these where the accompanying article was talking about GANG VIOLENCE and had a table of weapons... except it was like, one tacticool SKS, a bunch of bolt-action hunting rifles and the action/barrel (no accompanying furniture) of a model 70 or something. Weird "gang violence"

  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    Barrie cops

    Those are some of laziest i've ever come across. Like, sitting at a tim hortons actively watching a fight escalate, and in response go back inside for another cup of chili.