I'm announcing something special today for my proud Infowars fans. I have begun my infiltration into the liberal hive known as Hexbear.net. Were going to blow the whistle on these lizards and bust the whole operation open. It's going to be dangerous but every hot-blooded American knows that sometimes you have to put your life on the line for freedom. I typed this out after chugging some of my new product, Shit Eagle, so my brainwaves should be able to render this post unreadable to true commie scum.
And remember you can buy your own Shit Eagle supplements at Infowars.com. This stuff is incredible I've been taking it and I've seen a huge reduction in psychic attacks and penis hair.
Thank you sir! I've been taking my shit eagle supplements and I've been noticing my bones ache real bad, no doubt my body is purging the liberal genes I got infected with back in college, a known commie indoctrination center!
You're one lucky son of a bitch. If you had stayed long enough to graduate you would have been initiated into their satanic warlock academy and we all know how that ends.