I'm announcing something special today for my proud Infowars fans. I have begun my infiltration into the liberal hive known as Hexbear.net. Were going to blow the whistle on these lizards and bust the whole operation open. It's going to be dangerous but every hot-blooded American knows that sometimes you have to put your life on the line for freedom. I typed this out after chugging some of my new product, Shit Eagle, so my brainwaves should be able to render this post unreadable to true commie scum.

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