God I wish a woman would ask me about LTV, I could drop a smooth line like "Hey baby wanna hold up half my world" and then she would mace me

just get a tattoo of Lenin's face perfectly superimposed on your face and only normal people will date you

When I first met one of my exes before, we somehow ended up on the topic of people like MLK and how he's been appropriated by capitalists even though they killed him. On impulse, I bastardized the the Lenin quote about revolutionaries being turned into harmless icons, and she responded with "Hey.. didn't Lenin say that?"