I used to be one of those perpetually skinny ones but I never talked about it. But it didn’t stop everyone else commenting on it all the time. It used to be “oooh Shrek you’re so small you need to eat more oooh Shrek”

Same. I used to be the one who got fed all the leftovers at family events. Still not gotten fat (kind of on the pudgy side though), but that is because I now eat far less than I did as a teen seeing as my uncles were the same as kids and turned out pretty fat so I decided to take pre-emtive action.