• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      need to start putting "must be able to tolerate weird mouth noises and gibberish words spoken to generate dopamine" in my dating profile

    • magi [null/void]
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      9 months ago

      I'm sorry to hear that 😞 I'm lucky, my wife and I share noises

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        Eh, it's more of a situation where she goes "Why are you doing that?" more than getting mad at me or anything

        • magi [null/void]
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          9 months ago

          That's not so bad 😌 maybe she will join in at some point? I dunno, I'm goofy and lucky that my wife did it first lol

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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            9 months ago

            Weird words she joins in with, it's me stalking around the house growling like an ancient beast that gets on her goat

  • magi [null/void]
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    9 months ago

    Find you someone who shares cute noises as you cuddle at night

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      On a mountain of squishmallows after we're done with our mutual trauma dumping