Many of you have asked me “shitbird, how are you so successful”. Well (1 of) My secret Is my morning routine:

• 1. Wake up when house gets 2 loud(sometime btwn 4am-10am)
• 2. sit on balcon w/ toy dinosaur and cat, think about my dreams (mostly shrek sometimes communism lotsa babes & himbos)
• 3. skatebord inside hous aka apartment
• 4. drink a gallon of vegan water and feed cat
• 5. Farting / pooping / piss
• 6. First shitpost of day on hexbear dot net :hexbear-retro:

so chapos / hexbears, what is your morning routine?

Upvote 4 mor content. Anyone can be this successful if they rize and grind.