Many of you have asked me “shitbird, how are you so successful”. Well (1 of) My secret Is my morning routine:
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- Wake up when house gets 2 loud(sometime btwn 4am-10am)
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- sit on balcon w/ toy dinosaur and cat, think about my dreams (mostly shrek sometimes communism lotsa babes & himbos)
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- skatebord inside hous aka apartment
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- drink a gallon of vegan water and feed cat
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- Farting / pooping / piss
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- First shitpost of day on hexbear dot net :hexbear-retro:
it was “oh fuck it’s morning already? I haven’t even slept but I guess there’s tomorrow” and then it was “morning? fuck that”.
Since I’ve been on Lyrica it’s been “fuck it’s 2pm and I haven’t done anything fuck fuck fuck- I dont really have anything to do though… ugh I’ll get up fine” and then I have a Staffordshire Oatcake for breakfast, drink pineapple juice, take my first lot of pills, drink an energy drink, read for half an hour, take second lot of pills, drink coffee and read, take third lot of pills, drink another energy drink and finally get to my desk around 4ish and start writing and messing around online. Fill in “smoke cigarette” in between or during most of these activities.
sounds pretty dope ngl. hope the pills and stuff are helping you.
also ohmygod i want a vegan version of that oatcake yum
the vegan variation is what I have (though you have to order them 12 at a time unlike regular ones which you don’t need to order and come in 6s, 4s and singles), vegan cheese and vitalite“butter” are my usual toppings although I sometimes just have it with vitalite if I’m particularly tired that morning. They’re also dead easy to make yourself but honestly when you can make a hot breakfast in 40 seconds in the microwave (1 minute if you have a topping like cheese), it’s kinda not worth it and when 12 of them are just £1.10, its probably not much more expensive than if you bought the ingredients to make them yourself.