Many of you have asked me “shitbird, how are you so successful”. Well (1 of) My secret Is my morning routine:
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- Wake up when house gets 2 loud(sometime btwn 4am-10am)
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- sit on balcon w/ toy dinosaur and cat, think about my dreams (mostly shrek sometimes communism lotsa babes & himbos)
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- skatebord inside hous aka apartment
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- drink a gallon of vegan water and feed cat
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- Farting / pooping / piss
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- First shitpost of day on hexbear dot net :hexbear-retro:
In the summer I am good at morning routine:
Wake up when it gets too bright or the birds start yelling (6:45am)
Scroll hexbear on my phone in bed for an hour
Get up, put on a shirt, take my adderall
If cat screm, pet or play with cat :lenin-cat:
listen to podcast while bumbling around the kitchen (taking out compost, doing dish, making tea, thinking about breakfast)
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In the winter it's like "wake up 15 minutes before first meeting, scroll hexbear for 13 minutes, hastily throw on a shirt and take adderall, pretend I didn't just wake up for meeting and like my shirt isn't inside out"