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  • Shitbird [any]
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    4 years ago

    so i took my cat to that cat training. it was fucking 🔥🔥🔥

    some dude charging everyone $20 for a lesson on how to walk your cat on a harness. My cat straight up laid down in the grass and then just yowled at me so then i gently moved them through the grass like a kid with a tonka trunk.

    did all this stoned as fuck. i love my cat so much; they were walking on a harness and heeling by the end of the lesson. we got home and they took a shit on my bed. best cat.

    • Shitbird [any]
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      4 years ago

      anyone who doesn’t like cats just hasnt learned to appreciate how uniqely shitty cats are, it rocks.

    • Dirtbag [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Shitbird, are you Felix Biederman? This whole story reads like a Felix rant.

      • Shitbird [any]
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        4 years ago

        :thinky-felix:

        the other fellas on the show won’t let me shoutout to my homies on hexbear. It’s probably because Will is still pissed everyone noticed he looks like a large rodent and Matt is more of a stupidpol kind of guy. I clearly fuck with these vibes though.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I keep mine on a harness with a pretty long leash, she rides on my shoulder usually so the leash is just in case she hops off

      • Shitbird [any]
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        4 years ago

        cats can be just as good as parrots and you’re proof of that.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          It's cool cause you can just bring your cat anywhere and no one cares. I should see if they'll let her into a movie theatre when covid is over. That would be a pretty great cinematic experience.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              4 years ago

              Only if we're playing. She's actually very good for not slashing when she gets a claw in and only bites my knuckles.

              • Shitbird [any]
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                4 years ago

                Oh that’s got to be nice. I don’t think my cat even knows how to retract its claws

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  Honesty I'm impressed at her level of control. I've seen her actually attempt to hurt someone and it's a totally different approach.

                  • Shitbird [any]
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                    4 years ago

                    oh yeah for sure. my cat could fuck my day but choses not to, it just loves the taste of blood at this point i think. weve all got our thing though, you know

    • PurrLure [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Tbf if you dragged me around like a fucking tonka truck I'd shit on your bed, too. :meow-cactus: