so i took my cat to that cat training. it was fucking 🔥🔥🔥
some dude charging everyone $20 for a lesson on how to walk your cat on a harness. My cat straight up laid down in the grass and then just yowled at me so then i gently moved them through the grass like a kid with a tonka trunk.
did all this stoned as fuck. i love my cat so much; they were walking on a harness and heeling by the end of the lesson. we got home and they took a shit on my bed. best cat.
the other fellas on the show won’t let me shoutout to my homies on hexbear. It’s probably because Will is still pissed everyone noticed he looks like a large rodent and Matt is more of a stupidpol kind of guy. I clearly fuck with these vibes though.
It's cool cause you can just bring your cat anywhere and no one cares. I should see if they'll let her into a movie theatre when covid is over. That would be a pretty great cinematic experience.
oh yeah for sure. my cat could fuck my day but choses not to, it just loves the taste of blood at this point i think. weve all got our thing though, you know
so i took my cat to that cat training. it was fucking 🔥🔥🔥
some dude charging everyone $20 for a lesson on how to walk your cat on a harness. My cat straight up laid down in the grass and then just yowled at me so then i gently moved them through the grass like a kid with a tonka trunk.
did all this stoned as fuck. i love my cat so much; they were walking on a harness and heeling by the end of the lesson. we got home and they took a shit on my bed. best cat.
anyone who doesn’t like cats just hasnt learned to appreciate how uniqely shitty cats are, it rocks.
Shitbird, are you Felix Biederman? This whole story reads like a Felix rant.
:thinky-felix:
the other fellas on the show won’t let me shoutout to my homies on hexbear. It’s probably because Will is still pissed everyone noticed he looks like a large rodent and Matt is more of a stupidpol kind of guy. I clearly fuck with these vibes though.
I keep mine on a harness with a pretty long leash, she rides on my shoulder usually so the leash is just in case she hops off
cats can be just as good as parrots and you’re proof of that.
It's cool cause you can just bring your cat anywhere and no one cares. I should see if they'll let her into a movie theatre when covid is over. That would be a pretty great cinematic experience.
Does she scratch you up or naw
Only if we're playing. She's actually very good for not slashing when she gets a claw in and only bites my knuckles.
Oh that’s got to be nice. I don’t think my cat even knows how to retract its claws
Honesty I'm impressed at her level of control. I've seen her actually attempt to hurt someone and it's a totally different approach.
oh yeah for sure. my cat could fuck my day but choses not to, it just loves the taste of blood at this point i think. weve all got our thing though, you know
Tbf if you dragged me around like a fucking tonka truck I'd shit on your bed, too. :meow-cactus:
oh yeh i deserved it lol