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  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    3 years ago

    the fucking nerve of isreal to go to Eurovision RIGHT NOW and name their performance "set me free" what the fuck

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I love this Eurovision posting, cause I have no idea what any of this means.

    • anaesidemus [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      This the jury vote, they are reactionary and deserve :gulag: anyways. Televote comes later.

  • Shitbird [any]
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    3 years ago

    so i took my cat to that cat training. it was fucking 🔥🔥🔥

    some dude charging everyone $20 for a lesson on how to walk your cat on a harness. My cat straight up laid down in the grass and then just yowled at me so then i gently moved them through the grass like a kid with a tonka trunk.

    did all this stoned as fuck. i love my cat so much; they were walking on a harness and heeling by the end of the lesson. we got home and they took a shit on my bed. best cat.

    • Shitbird [any]
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      3 years ago

      anyone who doesn’t like cats just hasnt learned to appreciate how uniqely shitty cats are, it rocks.

    • Dirtbag [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Shitbird, are you Felix Biederman? This whole story reads like a Felix rant.

      • Shitbird [any]
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        3 years ago

        :thinky-felix:

        the other fellas on the show won’t let me shoutout to my homies on hexbear. It’s probably because Will is still pissed everyone noticed he looks like a large rodent and Matt is more of a stupidpol kind of guy. I clearly fuck with these vibes though.

    • PurrLure [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Tbf if you dragged me around like a fucking tonka truck I'd shit on your bed, too. :meow-cactus:

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I keep mine on a harness with a pretty long leash, she rides on my shoulder usually so the leash is just in case she hops off

      • Shitbird [any]
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        3 years ago

        cats can be just as good as parrots and you’re proof of that.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          It's cool cause you can just bring your cat anywhere and no one cares. I should see if they'll let her into a movie theatre when covid is over. That would be a pretty great cinematic experience.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              3 years ago

              Only if we're playing. She's actually very good for not slashing when she gets a claw in and only bites my knuckles.

              • Shitbird [any]
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                3 years ago

                Oh that’s got to be nice. I don’t think my cat even knows how to retract its claws

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  3 years ago

                  Honesty I'm impressed at her level of control. I've seen her actually attempt to hurt someone and it's a totally different approach.

                  • Shitbird [any]
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                    3 years ago

                    oh yeah for sure. my cat could fuck my day but choses not to, it just loves the taste of blood at this point i think. weve all got our thing though, you know

  • Wmill [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Hope you feel better Lydia, Matteotti pretty based. I'll see about putting up another puzzle soon so hopefully it can take your mind off things.

  • WhatAnOddUsername [any]
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    3 years ago

    Has anyone come up with a conspiracy theory that Ayn Rand is the true identity of Anastasia Romanov?

    It's so stupid and I know it's obviously false for all kinds of reasons, but it occurred to me a while ago, and I find it hard to believe I'm the first person to come up with it.

  • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    This volcano erupting in the DR Congo looks bad :sadness:

    Mount Nyiragongo is one of the world's more active volcanoes but there were concerns that its activity had not been properly observed by the Goma Volcano Observatory, since the World Bank cut funding amid allegations of corruption.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-57215690

    :liberalism: