• alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    1 year ago

    Yes, black bears are giant puppies, grizzlies just don't want to be fucked with, and mountain lions kindly choose not to end you, though they're probably watching you.

    Spiders you don't even see them and you're dying a horrible, slow death. At least mountain lions do the curtsy of killing you quickly.