I don't care who shot JFK, I don't care how many guys it were, I don't care who planned it, I don't care who shot officer JD Tippett, I don't care why Jack Ruby shot Oswald nor do I care if the CIA gave him the MKULTRA brainwashing lung cancer, don't care who covered it up, and actually its way funnier if it was just two bumbling failures who did it on their own.
Shut the fuck up and let me browse my slop in peace 
What if it was me? Wouldn't you want to know an owl pulled that off?
I like the theory that it was a drunk/hungover SS guy that accidentally blew his head off because he had shit trigger discipline.
That one is extremely funny too, particularly since it makes Oswald even more of a failguy.
Criminal that there hasnt been a comedic farce made about that theory yet in the style of like Death of Stalin.
