Going to cheat on my hypothetical wife and nearly overdose on cocaine like he would’ve wanted, personally
Can't wait till I do the writeoffs for a bunch of fruit bowls at work so I can say, "Hey all these fruit bowls expire today. You know what else expired today?"
After extramarital sex, I’m smoking a Havana.
Which I bought from Cuba for myself; privately.
Whilst supporting a blockade of Cuba; publicly.
Watching the Skylar "happy birthday mr. President" scene from breaking bad six times in a row
Gonna post my tick tock dance and hope it catches on, back and to the left, back and to the left
Back in their room, he tells Jackie, "You know, we're heading into nut country today."
"Last night would have been a hell of a night to [redacted] a President. There was the rain and the night and we were getting jostled. Suppose a man had a pistol in a briefcase?"Far-right Gen. Edwin Walker leaves Dallas so he won't get the blame should "something happen."
JFK confides in Jackie, "If somebody wants to shoot me from a window with a rifle, nobody can stop it, so why worry about it?"
There are jokes among the city's well-to-do families that someone should take the opportunity to shoot JFK in the head.
No way any of this is real. This is way too on the nose. Are there any sources for these quotes?
Quote 1: https://news.utexas.edu/2013/11/18/why-jfk-died-in-dallas/
Quote 3: http://thekennedyhalfcentury.com/kennedy-half-century-excerpt.php
The rest of the sources are gonna be provided once all the threads are done. His main source is the book Dallas 1963.
The window thing seems contrived for sure, but the first thing seems plausible. They had just driven through NYC in one car with no escort
