Excited to hear my family's brain damaged hot takes, completely unprompted. Post yours below.
So far when simply mentioning the Zelda movie "they'll prob make Link trans", how Michelle Obama was actually a man, and you can still drop dead from the covid vaccine at any given time.
link should be played by a femme twink and a masc lesbian in alternating scenes. none of the other characters should comment on it, and the studio should send different cuts to different theaters like they did with Clue. bonus points if the actors had a misunderstanding and made out at a party.