his wife was making him drink the green smoothies. now he's single he's living off pop tarts and horse meat

deep fake vibe

sending a body double into space & saying you did it

This dude looks exactly like Dr. Evil

Had a certain journalist murdered and his stem cells injected, sweatie. Inside scoop, shocking I know, but that’s why he looks younger, and like Ken Klippenstein

Each half of his face looks like it's from a different person.

If you cover the right half of his face, he looks like the scout leader noone spends too much time around if they can help it; and if you cover the left side it looks like Nic Cage playing Bezos in an upcoming biopic.

Coke bloat

Is this just his version of "guy gets a flashy sports car after the divorce"? Ofc it's fucked up regardless but it just adds another layer of funny

:swollen-bezos:

it looks deflated

How sure are you that's not Martin Short doing an amazing bit

Maybe he has been taking too much HGH

He's rich, he's not even real anymore

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What's wrong with your faaaaaace

Looks like a stroke + botox