the cornpop speech but it's in rehoboth and instead of fighting corn pop he gives him a big kiss
Edit: wtf joe actually has a house in rehoboth so this could be less of a bit and more of a reality
Just say, "Sorry, I'm not looking for any relationships." idk I'm bad at dating too.
They might just want to fuck then though and that is going to be extra awkward when OP has to reject that too.
That is true but it's not what most people are going to think if you say you aren't looking for a relationship, the generally accepted implication being a more serious dating relationship. Meaning you might just be looking for casual sex etc.
Yeah I told you I'm not good at this, lol. Maybe change it to "I'm not looking for anything."
the last time i did this my roommate hid in her room for two days and made the remainder of the lease extremely awkward. i still want to throw myself off a cliff whenever i think about it :cringe:
sounds like your roommate has problems accepting a polite no and hides in their room rather than dealing with things, rather than anything you did
Make eye contact- suddenly look panicked!! Mumble "diarrhea" and forcefully push past them- No fuss, no muss.
c/dating is the only community I've been banned from. I think they tried to ban everyone instead of locking the community.
"i'm very flattered, but i'm not really interested in dating/hooking up right now."
"im not looking for a relationship right now" dismisses them without saying anything about them, as opposed to "not my type" which could be perceived as an insult because it could be saying something about either of you.