I look down at mine and I'm like, meh. They're just lumps of flesh, what's the big deal? They just get in the way and make me have to wear a stupid bra. Fuck that shit.
When I'm rich I'm going to have top surgery and donate them to someone that wants them.
EDIT: Jesus Christ this has way more replies then it should. We all need to go outside... especially me.
Counterpoint: ass
Damn you got me
I just think theyre neat
Butts are great because they're sexy, yet also funny because fart jokes and everyone has one so they're inclusive too. Win, win all around!
I think with boobs it's just a lizard brain thing for us dudes. I guess same goes for ass, it correlates to wide hips which has implications for childbirth. One thing common among a lot of primitive erotic art is boobs and asses, regardless of body shape.
:sadness:
My apologies, my buttless friend
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I never knew that. Woah.
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I do love a good fart joke.
Or just a good fart tbh
I agree, yes.
*yass