Servants make civet coffee. I yell at them until they burn it and then I pour some on them.
Feast on the carved remnants of gluttons
Shoot up black tar heroin.
Smoke
Read the Economist
Take a heroin and coffee shit on a random fascist (it's a lottery)
Afternoon:
Torture the damned of my choice
Spit on Thatcher
Smoke
Skin someone alive from bottom to top and then rend what's left like an old rotisserie chicken
-- Favorites for this: Jerry Falwell or J Edgar Hoover (they both plead to a god who cannot hear them)
15 minute sync with one of the multiple deities I work with.
Hot yoga
Evening:
Drink Jäger and Fireball straight from the bottle.
Force every American President to dance for me in one big chorus line. I pick them off one at a time with a ballista.
I eat one of the survivors alive and make the rest watch.
Smoke
Review infernal contracts
Listen to black metal, hang with Dio (he's an honored guest)
What's an average day for you?
I mix it up, but off the top of my head:
Morning:
Afternoon:
Evening:
That's a pretty winning routine.
I think so, yes.
Favorite movie?
I’m a big fan of “There’s Something About Rosemary’s Baby”.
Covfefe?