I was selling un-vaxxed Israeli sperm out of an abandoned Old Navy store and the police shut my operation down and the local paper (leftist liberals) wrote a scathing article about how much of a "creep" I am. Now I owe the state, DEMOCRATS, $1,500 in fines and I have to write a letter to the court that I won't "sling super soldier sperm to hot babes to get'em knocked up".