I was selling un-vaxxed Israeli sperm out of an abandoned Old Navy store and the police shut my operation down and the local paper (leftist liberals) wrote a scathing article about how much of a "creep" I am. Now I owe the state, DEMOCRATS, $1,500 in fines and I have to write a letter to the court that I won't "sling super soldier sperm to hot babes to get'em knocked up".
Obviously my local college campus has a Hamas style terror tunnel under it.
Did the liberal police even condemn Hamas while reading you your Miranda rights? Smdh literally Brave New Eighty Four
I hope you only tipped the judge 10% of the $1500 fine for being a communist
If you aren't drinking one full glass of IDF cum every day you're literally a Nazi
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
They even have a message in Arabic, they're in on the Israeli hatred too!
Tell me about it, I went to my local synagogue to ask the mohel to tattoo the Israeli flag on my arm next to this cool Azov sonnenrad I kept seeing worn by Ukrainian freedom fighters, and the mohel said they don't do tattoos, it's disrespectful, and also it was the Shabbat. I called him an anti-Semite and the leftist Rabbi asked me to leave. I wonder if these orthodox Jews are secretly Hamas.
