I was selling un-vaxxed Israeli sperm out of an abandoned Old Navy store and the police shut my operation down and the local paper (leftist liberals) wrote a scathing article about how much of a "creep" I am. Now I owe the state, DEMOCRATS, $1,500 in fines and I have to write a letter to the court that I won't "sling super soldier sperm to hot babes to get'em knocked up".
Tell me about it, I went to my local synagogue to ask the mohel to tattoo the Israeli flag on my arm next to this cool Azov sonnenrad I kept seeing worn by Ukrainian freedom fighters, and the mohel said they don't do tattoos, it's disrespectful, and also it was the Shabbat. I called him an anti-Semite and the leftist Rabbi asked me to leave. I wonder if these orthodox Jews are secretly Hamas.