well yeah like with any food it matters how it's prepared. Also depends on the conditions when you die, are you all... old and gamey? there's variables to consider. But with the proper seasoning and preparation i'm sure you'd taste great, buddy
If you think of a good way you want to be flavored when you go don't forget to add it to your will so your family knows what blend of spices you'd prefer
Idk if pregnant people aren't supposed to eat fish because of bioaccumulated heavy metals I have a hard time thinking that human meat from the first world would be safe.
It would be really funny if somebody I didn’t like got guilted into going to “my” meal and choked on my corpse. I suppose providing calories to the community is far from a worst last act if nothing else.
Yeah, like I'd at least want to be fed to pigs or wolves or something. I wouldn't be much use stuffed full of preservatives stuffed in a suit then stuffed in a box to be stuffed underground like some kind of morbid turducken.
What if they put people on ice until enough people of varying sizes were dead and made a turducken out of a big guy, an average guy, and a tiny guy. Shove em into each other goatse style and preheat to 450
It wouldn't bother me none if I was eaten after I die but I just can't imagine I'd taste good.
well yeah like with any food it matters how it's prepared. Also depends on the conditions when you die, are you all... old and gamey? there's variables to consider. But with the proper seasoning and preparation i'm sure you'd taste great, buddy
These are good points, all I want is to be prepared and cooked properly if I am to be eaten
Use actual seasoning none of that
bullshit
If you think of a good way you want to be flavored when you go don't forget to add it to your will so your family knows what blend of spices you'd prefer
Gee, thanks, comrade. It's nice to know someone believes in you.
Idk if pregnant people aren't supposed to eat fish because of bioaccumulated heavy metals I have a hard time thinking that human meat from the first world would be safe.
That comment caused my stomach to drop when I hit the word pregnant lol. Good point though.
I’m microplastic, it’s not fantastic
sometimes it's an industrial accident.
can't reattach limb? it's been on ice and didn't rot? it's long pork taco night
It would be really funny if somebody I didn’t like got guilted into going to “my” meal and choked on my corpse. I suppose providing calories to the community is far from a worst last act if nothing else.
Yeah, like I'd at least want to be fed to pigs or wolves or something. I wouldn't be much use stuffed full of preservatives stuffed in a suit then stuffed in a box to be stuffed underground like some kind of morbid turducken.
What if they put people on ice until enough people of varying sizes were dead and made a turducken out of a big guy, an average guy, and a tiny guy. Shove em into each other goatse style and preheat to 450
Human centipede except it's human Matroska dolls.
Horrifying lmao. Almost makes me want to learn stable diffusion.