"If you dare to climb the flesh mountain, it may take notice of your presence, and bring you to a faraway land. It's mind is alien and unknowable, but it will unerringly bring you to the place you are destined to go. Be warned, the effect of being ripped through dimensions is often fatal, many who attempt the climb are reduced to jelly, torn limb from limb, or turned inside out. Only the desperate and the mad seek it out. More often, the mountain comes for you. If you see the sky above turn dark, hide in a low, quiet place, and hope it's attention is pulled elsewhere."

-Bugs telling legends about me after I take one of them outside and accidentally smoosh his friend.