Like I read that his consulting agency put out the news of his death, but without a cause? So i feel like it definitely isn't "passed away peacefully in his sleep" because why not just fucking lead with that, right? So did he trip in the shower and hit his head and shit himself to death?

Kissinger, obviously

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    His phylactery, that has been buried in the Levant since the 2nd crusade, was destroyed by a stray IDF grenade that was actually meant to hit a 6 year old school girl in the west bank.