My favorite Kant story is where he's talking to a priest about how much women suck and are bad, and a black dude working on a nearby roof is like "See? You fucked up when you gave those broads any rights. If you guys hadn't fucked up and given them any rights, they wouldn't be able to do all this shit that pisses you guys off." Kant responded by pointing out that the black guy was black, and therefore everything he said had to be "quite stupid".

• EDIT I'm pretty sure Kant was the one who said asian people were incapable of morality as well, but i could be wrong, it's been years.