Oh weird, still no GF in my life.

Another communist lie deboonked.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    Sorry the best we can do is vote for a person that is sort of a dick to you and murders puppies but is still slightly better than the alternative of a guy who eats kittens and punches you a lot.

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      I'm a single issue voter. Just tell me if they'll become my girlfriend or not.

      • DayOfDoom [any, any]
        hexagon
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        1 year ago

        Or if perhaps, through some market-based solution, will guarantee that I will have access or opportunity to a girlfriend.