Cerberus is a privately funded CIA, and instead of being a space cop, this time around Shepard’s an agent.

Also there’s a 100% chance the illusive man makes some of his money off of crime. Big Gladio Hours

  • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    >massive cuttlefish robot monsters that can turn living things into synthetic zombies and indoctrinate anyone they chose

    >fight humans while hiding behind chest-high walls for most of the game

    Come on man.

    • Swoosegoose [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      hiding behind chest-high walls for most of the game

      someone hasn't played as vanguard

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        Ever play the multi-player as vanguard on that game? Fucking exhilarating turning yourself into a human bomb and jumping into the middle of every new wave with zero health and trying to jump out again before they start shooting. You better believe I'm down again, come pick me up you fucking peasants. Who else is going to do 50% of the team damage single handedly? Not your weeb sniper lookin' bitch ass that's for sure.

    • RangeFourHarry [they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Too be fair, you also fight the genocidal cuttlefish by hiding behind the chest-high walls