Online recipes are such bullshit. You have to wade through an endless amount of filler text, video crap, sponsor fluffing and ads before you get to the actual recipe hidden at the bottom of the page.

Everything is designed to maximize SEO and make you click shitty ads. Capitalism ruins everything it touches.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    [2400 word blog post about the ex the author divorced eight years ago that then abruptly shifts its tone to talk about how their kids are doing in soccer and what the soccer moms are talking about for another 1100 words.]

    "Anyway, here's my authentic family recipe for a super authentic Shrimp Scampi and a side of Garlic Breadsticks handed down straight from my Grandma Schneider, just like they make in Italy." - Chef Gerhardt Ainsley from Omaha, Nebraska

    • Woly [any]
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      3 years ago

      Here's a super traditional recipe that has five substitutions for contemporary ingredients!

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Here's a super authentic traditional recipe that is not in any way from the purported country of origin, and has ingredients that you couldn't reasonably purchase there even if you wanted to! Now with a bonus illegal-to-import-to-that-country ingredient!