• Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    In theory - speed is of the essence.

    Yeah, that's the thing that makes me doubt any of this is really possible. Maybe with a LOT of practice specifically in using an angle grinder really fast you might be able to crudely scratch in a word in about a minute or two. Maybe

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      NephewAlphaBravo has the best answer so far...

      Someone go down there and mush half a watermelon onto his stupid face

      Add some helpers filming it - and you've got a stew going. If the performance artists are lucky - a vid goes viral.