Well now I'm sitting in a different chair. And I don't like that chair as much. 😡

I'm sitting on top of the bin of laundry I need to fold.

I'm european, so it doesn't affect me at all.

Whose left? Mine?

I am now sitting in a different chair at the same table. I continue browsing Lemmy on my phone.

i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in

I’ll have a window seat at 30k feet and the person seated to my left will be free fallin’ for a while.

i telefrag my partner, killing her instantly

not a good way to greet the day, admittedly

I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall

I am in my cat's litter box

I am inside a refrigerator. Not so great

Woah, lemmy is for shiters.

Fall out of my chair, but otherwise unaffected as I end up on the floor.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I've merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.