It's the anniversary of the sub getting banned and I miss seeing little numbers next to the notification icon so: manifest yourself and I will ask you a random question
i'll try not to be cringe i promise
remember kids, if it's someone else other than me doing the reverse ama, you're talking to an FBI agent
The sole gay bar in Riga, Latvia (possibly the country?), according to the barkeep.
We were wondering what's up with the steel door with an number panel next to open windows where a bar could be seen our entire stay there and one night, hammered to the point my friend puked onto the streets, we decide to go check it out. What kind of secret club is this?
So we stand at the metal reinforced door with an access code, do the doorbell, they ask something in latvian which we don't understand, then they ask in english "Are you gay?" to which we reply "uhh no, why?" and they let us in.
The door opens and the first words from the barkeeper is "You know this is a gay bar, right?" and we're like "uhh no. We're straight, should we leave?" and he tells us we're very welcome to stay if we don't cause shit. We promise not to and get to chatting and getting even more fucking hammered.
Tells us the door there is because Latvia has a definitive homophobia problem, still, and they'd get raided otherwise by random drunkard cowards who are brave enough to waltz in somewhere and be shit, but not enough to smash windows. We ask him why he let us in and he was like "Anyone who answers that question wondering why it's asked is probably good to go" and he gives us a round on the house.
After that, things get fucking fuzzy. I remember being bought drinks by everyone there but then I did wake up with an empty wallet so I'm pretty sure I returned the favor. I kept getting hit on a, some of it kinda handsy (not really a problem for me personally), and the barkeeper had to keep telling latvian people we're straights. I'm pretty sure most of my money went to buying disappointed gay people there drinks for being straight after they hit on me. Next thing I remember is waking up, apparently we were there until like 9 in the morning according to our other friend who went home early. Apparently the latvian gay bar patrons can absolutely fucking hold their liqour, I swear to god I have never had a worse hangover than that and I've had some pretty fucking bad hangovers in my time. 10/10 would go there again though, great times.
You got a question for me, sweatie?
I’m assuming since this is a reverse ama, you aren’t actually affiliated with law enforcement or a think tank and you are not actually trying to convince your readers of something
yea sure i got plenty of questions
which do you prefer: turtles or tortoises. and why?
I prefer terrapins, because they are centrists and spend time on land AND in water
what's your mosquito bodycount so far this summer? i've personally killed like four or five
I cleaned a keyboard once in college because I was procrastinating on an assignment. I took out the keys and couldn't put them back and had to buy a new one.
I learned my lesson. Never again.
but are you communist manifest?
also: what's your second fondest memory?
Oh wow. Asking chapos for random stories was definitely a good idea. I love it.
I don't really know too much about swords tbh, but I think cutlasses are neat! Not-too-flashy and practical design.
E. Honorable mention for khopesh because it's such a unique looking thing
Getting banned from a TTT server for prop killing a power tripping admin that wanted to ban me for killing him after I saw him unload a shotgun into an AFK's face.
it was a barrel in water world. dropped it from the upper area. mf didn't know what hit him :stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-2:
Coelophysis has a silly name. Iguanodon was the first so that alway cool to me. Archaeopteryx was the OG dope ass bird, but not a dinosaur. Parasaurolophus has that cool nasal horn that makes loud calls.
Trying to remember what I thought was the coolest, but I remember the ones with the hardest names to remember being cool to me.
