> be a teenage boy

> castle get sieged by the english

> get handed a crossbow

> own a king

....

> get boiled alive afterwards though

USA already has ton of agencies overlap in terms of mission and jurisdiction, nobody really cares if there is one more.

Rationalization

I'm genuinely impressed.

Reaction formation

maybe they should have a guy with small fingers enter the address on the gps screen

what the fuck were they doing

that sounds awfully authoritarian from him

Historically-speaking anansi tend to associate closely with extremely young people and wear an open hair-on-your-chest-BHL shirt

damn you can write any thing with "historically-speaking" before it and it becomes true!

please never be too awkward to ask for help when it's actually needed

if you're not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you

Germans when tons of people have to die

(ok it was more about reindexing sql databases than updating the actual server kernel)

bring back old forums that had a weekly scheduled reboot that was always the same but you would always forget about and panic for 10 seconds and be about to email the webmaster before remembering

modern day PT Barnum

like fredda said "I'm still trying to figure out why he speaks like he owns a colony in the west indies"

it's so bad that even the average early 2000s edgy forum dwellers found it abhorrent

oh my god you are taking me back 15 years ago when i first learned about F.A.T.A.L.

guy spent more time writing about

than actual game mechanics

"other attributes" ie. dick and boob size btw

tfw you are trying to do a survival power fantasy and your character penis is as small as your real one

proud of you for being a successful Felix reply girl

this can easily applies to internet pop history lovers too, i'll remember this one