• Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    zelensky-navi hello biden. it's me, zelensky. i need 5 billion rockets to bomb donetsk children. slava ukraini.

    biden-supervised hello belemphsky. it's me, brandon. i will send those rockets to you so you can continue to bomb gaza. slava israel.

    zelensky-pain

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Read this with those clunky cutscene pauses between lines that late 90s games had.

      Also imagined them as blocky polygons but thats neither here nor there