dirt owl's all washed up after taking a sane and healing break, resorting to :reddit-logo: pun threads

:deeper-sadness:

What if it was Lord of the Guys and it was just for the fellas

Lord of the rings but it's about a pawn broker trying to sell engagement rings.

Still ends with the naval officer looking back at his ship with horror.

Lord of the Flies but it's about trying to destroy an ancient piece of jewelery created by a demigod of dark magic.

Lord of the Fries, but it's a Travel Channel traveling road show deal where some TV personality goes around sampling American diner food.

yo don't scare me like that, I thought I had pissed off carnists again