• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Washington was the richest man in America at the time of the revolution and all his teeth rotted out before he was like 25, so had had multiple sets of fake chompers, experimentally and custom designed using teeth and bone he had forcibly extracted from his slaves.

    he's basically Jeff Bezos, but like confirmed that he is all vanity jacked now because he makes his lowest paid employees give him bone marrow injections from their infant children.