I want a trained bouncer and medical examiner stationed at the exit of every restroom to measure testosterone, weight, and scan a copy of driver license+genitals before allowing any person of gender into my restroom. Otherwise, how am I suppose to feel safe????
You should be required to carry a badge with a naked spread-eagle full-frontal photo of yourself, clearly visible at all times, so I know whether to be afraid of your testosterone-producing gentiles.
As a welterweight, I'm very afraid of going to the bathroom with big, buff guys. There should be separate bathrooms for weight classes.
I want a trained bouncer and medical examiner stationed at the exit of every restroom to measure testosterone, weight, and scan a copy of driver license+genitals before allowing any person of gender into my restroom. Otherwise, how am I suppose to feel safe????
You should be required to carry a badge with a naked spread-eagle full-frontal photo of yourself, clearly visible at all times, so I know whether to be afraid of your testosterone-producing gentiles.
OK but if the bouncer is bigger than me then I'll be scared, what do we do now? Also how do I know you're not a jiu jitsu black belt?