China is full of skinny-fat prudish masturbates who constantly trick people into lying on their behalf about obvious stupid bullshit that only Americans are savvy enough to see through. They're planning to conquer the world with their cheap, inferior technology and hordes of lazy shiftless workers. We must once again become the sword and shield of Western Civilization by, I don't know, sanctioning solar panel imports or something. Just, whatever we do, lets make sure it doesn't disrupt our profitable international trade relationships.