• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    11 months ago
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    teacher: please tell your child it is inappropriate to show up Easter Monday singing Chumbawamba in fatigues & a balaclava
    me: how dare you

    teacher: your son speaks fluent Spanish already, which is great, but also he keeps shouting "viva Cuba independiente y socialista" in class

    teacher: I asked your daughter to write a paragraph in Spanish & she gave me 10 pages on US conspiracies to overthrow Venezuelan democracy

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