President of the Poonited States, Cornn Shitass Under Fire After Shithouse Staff Reveal The President Hoards “Toilet Paper” (Paper Used To ‘Clean’ Ass After Shitting) And Uses It On His Ass.

Melina [they/them, fae/faer] · 11 months ago

regularassbitch [she/her] · 11 months ago

another hit 📝🔥

CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them] · edit-2 11 months ago

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regularassbitch [she/her] · 11 months ago

when i see you it's gonna be two hits: me hitting you and the dulcet tones of Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual"

PointAndClique [they/them] · 11 months ago

It's called toilet paper it goes straight in the toilet do not pass go do not collect $2000 it isn't called ass paper ffs can't even shit right

fuzzy · 11 months ago

this ones real

HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided] · 11 months ago

fact-checked by Real Poomerican Patrishits

MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them] · 11 months ago

they should have never let hog farm lagoons vote

VapeNoir [he/him] · 11 months ago

Finally, some fake news i can fake use!