[jump cut to trucks, cheerleaders, and beers around a fire]
... Should we just produce this and donate the proceeds to leftist orgs around the country? SOMEBODY is going to exploit these chuds for money, it may as well go towards a good cause, right?
If I had absolutely no shame whatsoever and I had succumbed to a callous desire for money, I would make music like this. It seems easy.
I'd have song titles like "My CRT is Christ, Republicans, Tradition" and "Can't get woke from the American dream"
This is gold
[Chorus]
Don't care what these liberals are sayin'
Just get on your knees and start prayin'
When times are hard,
And people ain't as they seem
Just remember
[Beat]
Can't get woke from the American dream
[insert twangy guitar]
[jump cut to trucks, cheerleaders, and beers around a fire]
... Should we just produce this and donate the proceeds to leftist orgs around the country? SOMEBODY is going to exploit these chuds for money, it may as well go towards a good cause, right?