I’m stealing an opsec guide from a fash site and rewriting it without all the edgy fash shit because the advice itself is really fucking good. I need some example text for the rule “Consider what every post you make would look like with your real name and picture next to it”.

So give it to me, Hexbear. Imagine your account gets leaked to your boss, parents, best friends, coworkers, local pigs, and the local newspaper needs a screenshot to smear your dirty communist ass on the front page. Give me your larpiest edgiest bullshit to be presented before the House Un-American Activities Committee.

The screenshot this will be replacing is

so I need a non-bigoted version of that. A paragraph or two