I’m stealing an opsec guide from a fash site and rewriting it without all the edgy fash shit because the advice itself is really fucking good. I need some example text for the rule “Consider what every post you make would look like with your real name and picture next to it”.

So give it to me, Hexbear. Imagine your account gets leaked to your boss, parents, best friends, coworkers, local pigs, and the local newspaper needs a screenshot to smear your dirty communist ass on the front page. Give me your larpiest edgiest bullshit to be presented before the House Un-American Activities Committee.

The screenshot this will be replacing is

CW Heavy racism, sexism

a rap about killing black people (not using that word, obv) and fucking people’s moms

so I need a non-bigoted version of that. A paragraph or two

  • defaton [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    michael flynn is a thot. he’s a freaking nasty hoe. he looks good. i’d love michael flynn to bust my pussy open and tell me about the islamic designs on the world. if a guy shows up with a fucking clenched jaw and a copy of gorilla mindset he can hit my backwalls any fucking time of day dude. if a guy’s like ‘i got fired from two federal level intelligence position because im really stupid’ im like ‘take a fucking caterpillar bulldozer to my pussy like its the west bank dude’.