• red_stapler [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Wild that real life comes up with weirder premises than the Hitman games.

    • edge [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      The target, Daniel Langlois, is the millionaire founder of a 3D animation studio behind beloved classic dinosaur movies. He recently had an access road on the client’s property ruled to be a public road. The client, a secretive American chocolate mogul, feels threatened by the turn of events and has requested that Langlois, along with his partner Dominique Marchand, be eliminated.

      Good luck 47.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    10 months ago

    I would be moderately surprised if TrueAnon doesn't dedicate an episode to this.

  • davel [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Rich Burgerlanders fighting over Dominican exploitation. Even the alleged hitman is a Burgerlander, so really there are no protagonists to this story.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Modern rich people feuds are somehow the absolute most mind-numbingly stupid and boring kind