Young Elon looks like an extra from Underworld while Young Ben Shapiro has massive 90's anime ova hero energy, so I have to go with him.
The whole fight would just be these two teleporting around, making cheesy quips at each other.
Elon blocks Ben's sword attack
Elon smirks "Hmmpf. Your sword is no match for my innovation" he says as he reveals his robotic arm.
"That may be so, but hypothetically, let's imagine, say, that I have a new technique that works effectively against social justice warriors like yourself"
Elon, intrigued, "Hmmpf. You're still no match for me"
And this goes on for 8 more episodes.
I think the Elon one is real, but that's definitely not Ben Shapiro
Yeah, he was too much of a bowtie dork to be into mall ninja stuff, or anything else that could be remotely fun to a human. He probably spent his free time scolding anyone who had a hobby they enjoyed for not practicing the violin.
Ben did tweet this...this isn't totally out of the realm of possiblility
Love Elon's Adam Ant cosplay. Only 80s kids will remember.
