Anytime someone talks about Trump I always reply with an unhelpful "Sounds like what a man that mimes blowjobs in front of his supporters would do"

He's like a really dumb kid that wants to hang with the bullies so they give him the shittiest job and he does it happily.

In this lemmy instance Sacco and Venzatti are heroes, End of Story.

Can I submit my fan art of donkey and dragon getting it on?

ShrekSSR

Sounds like a History Channel "documentary" about research into the "real" Tiny Tim and what happened to him.

Crystal thing he sells obviously doesn't work.

Could he look any twink-ier?

Wait until she finds out that by "one night stand" he means that they accidentally bumped calves under the table?

Yeah it's fake ;)

They all thought he was an idiot. This stupid kid just on the tour had just revealed himself as a hick. You don't take shower before a round of golf. The vets were all in their slacks and knit polo things with various hats and stuff, not like this Pennsylvania ding bat, just wearing a towel. The lad turned from his locker and faced the snickering crowd. He looked them into their eyes. Got their attention, stood on the bench, and dropped his towel. That was the day young Arnie Palmer asserted dominance over his challengers. Most of them were suffering from shaking hands so much they were well over par by the 5th hole. Speaking of 5th, Sam Sneed had his 5th heart attack the moment he saw... It.

Carrington Event type Solar flare

Florida gets another hurricane

Riot due to some sort of police provocation

So M69420 or one of those gangs Trump talks about: A good movie would be about them kidnapping Trump, and President Biden having to negotiate Trump's release. Possibly involving pig fucking like that black mirror episode.

Megalopolis is being mocked by most and defended by a few, but I've yet to see anyone that truly understands it, even with computers.

chrissy-explain

After tik tok is banned kids are going to sideload and download from sketchy websites, resulting in far greater harm than could have been caused by China knowing someone likes dance videos.

I found out my biological grand pappy was a house burglar of some esteem. My wife said she always knew I was deep down in my blood a bad boy.

I want to start a thing where people claim that they can see JD Vance's devil horns and sometimes his tail.

Oh yeah, the best song about 9/11, John Vanderslice - Exodus Damage

https://youtu.be/mNNzGhzIAVo

The pharmacist laughed at my amoxicillin prescription and had security escort me out of the store.

I'd like to think its the least accessible volcano in Kamchatka (which is famous for its many volcanos and its remoteness).