i dont have one of those fancy bidets with the air dryer built in so i still gotta use Capitalism Paper to dry the old pooper off
And if you don't have one just get in the shower and use the max pressure
you don't wipe your ass because you think it's gay, i don't wipe my ass because i refuse to pay
we are not the same
I feel if you're this fragile concerning your sexuality, that any sensation around your bussy is going to lead you down a path where you crave it being filled and stretched, you're all ready on it, you're just taking the scenic route (in the closet, like waaay in the back)
i think straight bottoms are held back by society's ingrained homophobia.
unless pegging is just a meme like eating ass
Yes all the porn of it is the men enjoying it, but ironically of course. It's big gay behind it all, it says so in my gay agenda they handed out when someone comes out as some shade of queer.
Liberate the poopoo paper at work to shit as freely as man was supposed to without the yoke of crapitalism. -Marx (probably)
The problem with wiping your doodoo ass is that sometimes you run out of your bosses toilet paper
Mayhaps we could get our bosses to lick our doodoo azzez clean after the revolution? Very sustainable and green, plus after so much brown nosing to get where they are I'm sure it's kink and therefore ethical.
it's all pipes!
