• hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
    hexagon
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    3 years ago

    Picturing Scott Manley for this. "Today we will be planning our first Mun landing. But first we must purge counterrevolutionaries in our ranks."

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Today in Space, we're celebrating a lot of great news. As you know, we've been witnessing the founding of the Martian Workers Democratic Republic all this week.

      Crowds cheered as Musk and his upper management were ritually sent through a half-depressurised airlock before being fitted in spacesuits maintained to SpaceX minimum standards and brought to the dust reclamation centre, where they'll be working off their debt to society.