I'm sure plenty of them wear glasses (prescription or just sunglasses), yet they seem to have no problem with the international totalitarian conspiracy to limit ocular freedom.
See also their apparent sudden lack of comprehension regarding the difference between public and private establishments and the associated etiquette, despite their tendency to be in the same crowd that says 'get awf mah land' or 'no suit no service'

I'm starting to feel like for a lot of them, because they've been edged for years regarding some kind of mythical, prophesised holy war; some great crusade where they will endure hardship but ultimately be cleansed by fire, and because it's all just a ruse to peddle them shitty merchandise and bullshit ideologues' podcasts, (and because they're really such fucking soft sacks of wet shit) they're latching onto the slightest thing that inconveniences them as the great hardship in the futile hope that this is all they'll have to endure before their enemies are vanquished.