I like to push boundaries and challenge people's prejudice every now and then. So I walked into the reception at work today, climbed a table, pulled down my pants, and took a huge dump on it. Somebody contacted security, who refused to hear me out and forcibly removed me from the premises.
People are up in arms about my "disgusting behavior" but they have yet to offer a SINGLE logical argument for why they think what I did was wrong. "It's unsanitary" Not if you don't touch the poop. Are you some kind of poop toucher? "It's offensive" that's your subjective opinion, hardly grounds to fire me. "People can't work like this, they are distracted by the smell" lady how prude do you have to be to pretend to never have been to a bathroom? It's a natural scent, you should be used to it.
Even HR couldn't come up with anything rational to say, they just told me not to come back to the office. The fact that everyone got so emotional about the whole thing must mean that I'm doing something right! Right?
NTA: people are too triggered about everything these days. The hypocrisy on display is just astounding though - the liberal elite can't deal with poop being in their presence, but they'll put seed oils into their body? This country is circling the drain.
You mention you work in an office, so you're probably surrounded by a bunch of liberals. I'm telling you, go out into a bar in middle america in some flyover state and do this and people won't even bat an eye. Hell, they might even applaud. You did nothing wrong, this is just wokeness run amok. Attitudes like this are why I left NYC.